Thursday, November 17, 2011

Engski

Typical google translate hard at work in Poland. Check out the second line. For those with weaker English it should read "Change will be given only in the Polish currency." In keeping with literal translations- After straight funny what no?

Thursday, February 11, 2010

enjoy



finger magic. also, i'm very fat today.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

gravity is like energy

Sunday, January 24, 2010

smarter than tv



so watch documentaries here :)

http://www.documentary-log.com/

and then check your hearing here:

http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/can-you-hear-this-hearing-test/

Saturday, January 16, 2010

my boy is away


The Truth About Commercials - The funniest videos are a click away

which means i have a lot of free time. i could be doing some crazy productive shit (like in the above video), but instead i chose to just watch productive shit get done (like in the above video). sooo lazy...


Friday, January 08, 2010

avatar mania



is so cute. just like this guy! well, more hot than cute ;)

everyone wants to be an avatar. ppl on youtube show you have to apply make up, others photoshop themselves. i bet you someone in the usa will (sooner or later) do some body modification to look like a na'vi- a full body blue tattoo with darker stripes, ear remodeling, teeth sharpening, contact lenses, laser hair removal, hair extensions and a uv- glow in the dark tattoo... i'd be down for all of the above if i was firstly 3m tall and secondly had a tail... it just doesn't really work without the tail... i mean, what is gonna cover your butt!?! :)

Monday, January 04, 2010

i saw avatar



throughout the entire film i kept thinking that this is not fiction on some alien moon. it's a reality right here on earth. take a minute to check out this link for more info and videos.

also, blue 3 meter tall kitties with small butts are soooooo hot! :]

ah well..

what do we live for, but to make sport of our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn.

-mr. bennett

so not true :)

Friday, January 01, 2010

somebody help



lonely lonely

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

data: captain, the french are about to kick my arse



picard: *burp...
riker: i could smell that!

this is so funny if you're a trekkie. take my word :)