Engski

Typical google translate hard at work in Poland. Check out the second line. For those with weaker English it should read "Change will be given only in the Polish currency." In keeping with literal translations- After straight funny what no?

enjoy

finger magic. also, i'm very fat today.

gravity is like energy

smarter than tv

so watch documentaries here :)

http://www.documentary-log.com/

and then check your hearing here:

http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/can-you-hear-this-hearing-test/

my boy is away

The Truth About Commercials - The funniest videos are a click away

which means i have a lot of free time. i could be doing some crazy productive shit (like in the above video), but instead i chose to just watch productive shit get done (like in the above video). sooo lazy...

avatar mania

is so cute. just like this guy! well, more hot than cute ;)

everyone wants to be an avatar. ppl on youtube show you have to apply make up, others photoshop themselves. i bet you someone in the usa will (sooner or later) do some body modification to look like a na'vi- a full body blue tattoo with darker stripes, ear remodeling, teeth sharpening, contact lenses, laser hair removal, hair extensions and a uv- glow in the dark tattoo... i'd be down for all of the above if i was firstly 3m tall and secondly had a tail... it just doesn't really work without the tail... i mean, what is gonna cover your butt!?! :)

i saw avatar

throughout the entire film i kept thinking that this is not fiction on some alien moon. it's a reality right here on earth. take a minute to check out this link for more info and videos.

also, blue 3 meter tall kitties with small butts are soooooo hot! :]

ah well..

what do we live for, but to make sport of our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn.

-mr. bennett

so not true :)

somebody help

lonely lonely

data: captain, the french are about to kick my arse

picard: *burp...
riker: i could smell that!

this is so funny if you're a trekkie. take my word :)