he made me dinner

as in bought the ingredients, brought them over, cooked, served and ate with me.
didn't even let me lift a finger!
i was speechless for the first time in years. it was so sweet, so unexpected...
i'm not used to having someone do something for me just out of the goodness of their heart.
i've come to expect that it's cuz someone wants something or is apologizing for something.
neither was the case here. which leads me to the only logical conclusion: it's a preemptive apology. and that can only mean one thing...

i think he's going to kill me.